Rooster Prank

Supplies:

• 1-3 friends
• A big box
• wrapping paper of some sort
• A rooster
• (optional) rooster cage

     So, back in 6th grade, my friends and I wanted to do something memorable that was a little insane and we could possibly get in trouble for. It was almost April and we decided to pull and April Fools Day prank on our teacher. We decided to put a turkey (yes, live and everything) in the classroom as a present to  the teacher. We couldn't find a turkey, however, our friend McKenna's grandparents had a rooster that they were trying to get rid of.
    
     McKenna got us the rooster and it was the most perfect thing ever. We named it Toast so we could talk about it and the teacher wouldn't know what we were talking about.

     Directions:

1. Find rooster
2. Put it in a big box (don't do this til the morning of the prank!)
3. Decorate the box so it looks like a big present. Make sure to cut a square breathing hole somewhere so that the rooster doesn't die.
4. Get to school before the teacher does. (Teachers like getting to school about an half an hour to an hour before school. Unless there's a faculty meeting)
5. Find some other person that works at the school that is willing to unlock the classroom door for you (Tell them it's just an Easter present...it worked for us)
6. Put the box by the teacher's desk. Make sure to leave a "To:____" sign but don't say who it's from.
7. Sneak out and hide out somewhere until other people get to school. Don't get caught sneaking around or it will give it away and don't tell any of your classmates.

     The morning bell rang and we all sat and did our assignments. For some reason we had a different teacher, which worried us. It turns out they were trying to prank us (lame prank...). Our real teacher came in and saw the box but didn't open  it yet.

    We were all sitting there and the rooster started cocka-doodle-do-ing. Everyone looked at each other weird. Apparently it could be heard throughout the school too haha. Finally the teacher opened it and BAM there was a rooster! She was SO confused but she laughed. We even got a picture of her face. The rest of a day we had the rooster wandering around and cocka-doodle-do-ing. It was the best April Fools day ever. I highly recommend this haha but make sure you have an easy going teacher that isn't allergic to roosters. If it's even possible to be allergic to roosters...

Cube the Goldfish

     11/11/11 11:11... supposed to be the luckiest day and time ever, right? WRONG. Last Friday my boyfriend of 9 months and I broke up. It was the worst thing ever. To the point I was so upset I started spitting up blood from my nose trying to bleed and it being in my throat. 11:11 PM was really weird that night. I know I wasn't the only one who felt it because a lot of my Facebook friends say they felt it too. It was like time slowed down for the minute and I got this really weird and....shiny... feeling in my stomach.

     I also thought it was pretty ironic how it seems like a lot of people had bad days on 11/11/11. I also refreshed my FB  home page on my iPod and found it very entertaining that every single status was "Make a wish" haha.

     Anyways, I was so depressed that the next day I was supposed to hang out with a few of my friends. Steak Sauce, Maren and Danielle. (Like how I say everyone's name except Steak Sauce's? Idk why I do that... it just fits her) I was sick. I was sad. And I wanted to be alone. I told them that but they didn't let that stop them. Around 7 PM I got another text message from Danielle that said "go outside and look at the starsssss." Whenever she texts me that it means that she walked to my house to do something creepy.

     My mom answered the door and there were Maren, Steak Sauce, and Danielle standing on my door step holding this ghetto Tupperware water jug, a giant piece of green construction paper and... baby food? Inside the water jug was a gold fish. Why did they put it inside that? I have no idea but whatever. The green construction paper was supposed to be a giant card, but knowing my friends, I knew it had to be something weird. On the front, written in pen, it said "Thank you!" Then I opened up and in smaller letters it said "...very much."

     So my friends randomly cheered me up with a goldfish. They named him Cube Gerber Stuffing after being at Walmart and seeing a box that said "cube stuffing" on it and they decided he needed a middle name. Which is Gerber and the reason they got the baby food. Oh ya, I almost forgot. On Cube's ghetto water jug, they decorated it with those jelly stickers. Party hat ones. And it says "It's a party!" on it. `
 Enjoy these other pictures of Cube and such...

Just an average trip to Walmart <3

Cube(d) Gerber Stuffing is adorable.

My Little Korean Friend

     Meet Jennifer. My unbiological daughter (note the UN at the beginning of biological. Of course I have never given birth.) and one of the most fascinating young women I have met. This girl has lived in 5 different countries including Germany, Japan, America, and her homeland, South Korea. She also speaks 8 different languages.

     I met Jennifer in my first hour P.E. class in 8th grade. At first I thought she was a little strange, being about a year younger than me, but then I came to know her. Jennifer has lived quite a life and I see her as a lucky person getting to see so much of the world at such a young age. She has friends from all around the world and somehow still keeps in contact with all of them.  After recently moving back to Korea, it has been really rare that her and I talk in live time now.

     If you knew Jennifer, the very first thing you would find out about her is she LOVES to take pictures. When she still lived in America she wouldn't stop taking pictures of EVERYTHING we did! She ALWAYS has a camera! Even when you think she doesn't. She's also a fun spirit and has a great sense of humor...and a TON of stories to tell.

          RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MY "DAUGHTER"

• Favorite color: Yellow
• Favorite animals: Hamster, dolphin, dogs, turtles and butterflies. (How adorable hehe)
• .....I don't remember the name but I think she likes anime!

Random quotes of Jennifer:

     Jennifer also has a tendency to come up with theories that make sense in her mind yet sometimes I can't understand. For example, here's the one she shared with me tonight on Facebook.

I like turtles because they're gentle and strong and they look cute...and soft...lol

Walruses without tusks can be very adorable, especially if they're intelligent!

I'm scared of blood in the dark because when the light is on you might find yourself all bloody which is rlly terrifying.

1. They say Julius Caesar was a great, admire man but why are there so many female names starting with 'JULl'? like "Juliet" in Romeo and Juliet, or "Julianne" or "Julie" it's kind of disgusting imagining Caesar as Juliet....

Oh, and the fact that his subordinates killed him, yes, he must have been so loved and popular, enough that his subordinates wanted to murder him

     And another one....

2. I think that penguins were named penguins because they're ram rod straight like Pens...this is random but yeah...and before, pens only had BLACK ink and most penguins are black...

And another one...

3. Mice like cheese because they can sharpen their teeth on it.

Haha, that last one is my favorite! Anyways, check out some of Jennifer's artwork and photography at http://cheezcakelover.deviantart.com/